chavs

chavs
1. (chavs) (3696↑, 505↓)
Chavs are retards who think that they're rebels and also think that their local McDonalds is a 5-star restraunt. Male chavs wear clothes and jewellry which come from a market, they have a attitude problem and smoke since the age of 11. Female chavs wear tight trousers and when they sit down they're thongs show, have fake blonde hair as straight as an ironing board or they have the "croydon face-lift", they lost their virginity at the age of 14, they have a attitide problem and they have really really bad teeth. Chavs also use stupid words such as "safe" or "mint" or "y'wot?" or "quali'ee" or my favourite "innit" what are they trying to say?, it's like trying to communicate with a dog. you usually find them in your local bus stop or your local town.

In my local area they're are loads of chavs

Author: Fiona Moore-O'toole http://chavs.urbanup.com/985828
2. (chavs) (1804↑, 455↓)
They are the scum of the earth...need i say more????

Filth hanging outside McDonalds in large groups attempting to look remotely intimidating.

3. (Chavs) (1272↑, 317↓)
A chav consists of a simple sum:\chavs hair scraped back, + tight trousers/dangerously short skirt/tracksuit + tight top, (if girl showing alot of clevage) + attitude problem + big gold earings/necklaces and rings (covering every finger so its almost impossible to pick anything up)= female chav short blond or bleached blond spiky hair + attitude problem + limited voacb consisting of: 'safe', 'innit', 'ya startin?' and 'mint' + one ear pierced with a earing rather than a stud + a few gold rings + socks pulled over their trousers, of their trousers roled up (anything to be noticed) = male chav

Any other group of individuals is advised to stick in bigs numbers, as there is the 4 on 1 rule. a chav will not start unless there is four of them to anyone they're fighting. Just shows how pathetic they are.

4. (chavs) (1134↑, 261↓)
British equivalent of [white trash], although the Brit variety is predominantly urban (though still of provincial mentality) whereas the American sort are typically rural (especially [trailer trash]).

Pretty much any young urban lad these days, but especially football hooligans wearing caps, hoodies, and g-strings above the waistline.

5. (Chavs) (817↑, 164↓)
Twats, They enjoy partaking in antisocial behavior, They enjoy white lightening They tuck their tracksuits into their socks to save money if they become ankle swingers, They are more hated than any other social group in the UK

Lets stand on a street corner and drink white lightening while shouting abuse at some old lady through a stolen traffic cone

6. (Chavs) (687↑, 141↓)
A person who A) Wears tracksuits at all times, fake Burberry caps, gold jewellry (the chunkier and less tasteful the better) rolls their trouser legs up to reveal their ankles/pulls their socks up over their trouser legs; if female has a bottled tan, large hoop earrings, hair tied up rediculously tight so as to actually distort the natural shape of their face. B)Hangs around on estates, parks, high streets, outside McDonalds or in childrens playgrounds whilst drinking White Lightning cider, gossiping about either East Enders, Coronation Street, I'm a Celebrity..., the ugly swine they got off with the night before or how 4 of them beat the crap out of a lone "Greebo/Grunger" C) Has a self imposed inabilty to say words of more than two sylables, brought about by purposefully ignoring all attempts by the State to educate them.

The most common example to be easily found of a Chav is outside your local McDonalds, or in the nearest park, sitting around the bench closest to the football pitch(if one is present). Celebrity examples of the breed include Wayne Rooney, and Mel C.

Author: CrouchingPanda http://chavs.urbanup.com/1075876
7. (chavs) (679↑, 166↓)
A bunch of white kids who think they are hardcore gangsters from the ghettos and listen to "phat beats" such as Blazin' Squad and So Solid Crew, which they think is gangster music, when it is no more than pop music with annoying "raps" and "beats". They are usually popular at school and go around acting "propa hard" beating up and pushing around anyone that's not popular or a chav like them. They also like to call anyone that likes rock music a "goff" "mosha" or "grunga". Avoid these mindless fuckwits at any chance you can. See [wigger]

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8. (Chavs) (253↑, 16↓)
Stupid, idiotic morons who beleive they are supreme and that they can do anything they want. There are many ways to spot a Chav: 1. They walk like idiots listening to shit 'music'. 2. They have a thick, weird way of talking especially when they listen to shit R&B music. 3. They are ridiculously rude to people that they have no idea of how hard they are. Chavs are not good friends, they are Pricks and Twats.

Chavs: Fuck you, Fuck off\! Oh I godda go watch da match man. Me: Fuck off you stupid Chav

Author: Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick http://chavs.urbanup.com/3957108
9. (chavs) (294↑, 85↓)
Ahh chavs... Well, i believe that chavs are a bit like toilet paper...full of shit\! So most people hate townies, chavs, kevs (numerous names for them) and so do i. They have no respect for any human being, property or laws at all. Basically they suck. They suck heaving great ballS\! They uses phrases such as "u got 'ne fags bruv?" and "you beefin me boys??" etc. Basically they're complete toss pots...my the lord rid the world of these vile beings once and for all\!

"Innit bruv innit, look at dose grungies ova der innint. les go beef um up\!"

Author: Nicky Hatten http://chavs.urbanup.com/445882
10. (chavs) (252↑, 86↓)
Allegedly stands for council house and violent. These are the dregs of British society, they are recognisable because they go to the same outfitter (JD Sports) and wear polyester shell clothing and baseball caps. They perfect a malnourished look by spending all their money on cigarettes and alcohol. They will often subscribe to Sky satellite television (or steal a decoder) and enjoy film sequels.

Trev and Bex died when trying to ramraid a kabab shop because the 24-hour garage had closed the previous week when the owner was shot by a gang of chavs.

11. (chavs) (181↑, 47↓)
chavs are the inferior race of people that plagues all towns with a McDonalds in. The boys wear tracksuits (trousers usually baggy) hoddies with the hoods up if they dont have a chat on\! Most chavs wear hats so low down you cannot see their face or balancing on their head that usually consists of no brain\! They hang about the streets in gangs due to the fact that they are all little faggots who cannot fight,also gettin pissed and causing trouble for the people who are minding their own business. Chavette's are the loud mouth slags walking about shopping centres or towns smoking, swearing and starting on any other girl that walks past them. Normaly pregnant at the age of 14. Most chavette's are dressed in fake burberry or valour tracksuits, gold chains with letters, dolls or a clown about 7 loop earings in each ear, 2 or 3 rings on each finger\! Hair stuck to their head and pulled back to much they cannot move their eyebrows\! It is impossable to understand chavs due to the strange decline in their speech skills or the evolution of chav talk\!

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12. (chavs) (186↑, 52↓)
Lowest form of life on planet, with maybe the exception of their parents. Bred in caravans, the elite pikeys may have council houses. EVERYONE hates chavs, EVERYONE.

Bex (is that how to really spell your name you illiterate fuck) and Gem each have two children and they are both still below the age of consent. They are fucking chavs. You cunting chavs need to stop being poncing little fucks and die. Pricks. Bex and Gem - Give me a call, I have a bag of grapes and reckon I could fuck your pikey asses in exchange. Then you can jump through your fucking earings to celebrate - you dogs.

13. (chavs) (188↑, 57↓)
These are invisilicant who usually stay in herds or flocks for protection. They also have very limited vocabulary that usually consists of 'fuckin cmon then, got any fags, init, phat, burbury, smash your face in, bling bling,fuck you, hate goths, hate emos, hate skaters, and hate chavs.

Chavs are all invislicants and ignoramouses.

Author: jamezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz http://chavs.urbanup.com/1554050
14. (chavs) (156↑, 61↓)
tn hats gay hoddies fags and genrally look like twats

hang around in parks smoking, think there realy hard and act like there from london al chavs should b taken outside and shot \!

Author: claire sherwood http://chavs.urbanup.com/757470
15. (Chavs) (98↑, 33↓)
Chavs are cunts\! It has to be said once and for all. They are the lowest scummiest form of life and Britain would be a better, less crime filled place without them. Also anyone who they see who isn't a chav is a grunger\! That is fucking ridiculous\!\!\!

I have long hair and i am a keen guitar player. That makes me a grunger according to chavs. Oh yeh, i also have been told i have a mullet, afro, i'm a hippi and i'm in the hair bear bunch... Complete bunch of wankers\!\!\!

16. (Chavs) (93↑, 29↓)
Let's just simply say... the biggest gang of twat-faced douchebags you are ever likely to meet. They think burberry is "da bomb"... ...newsflash... it just isn't. Also see [Chavettes] aka. just a bunch of fugly orange-faced spoonheads who are likely to: *get on your fucking nerves\! *flunk their grades *think that vanilla ice is "cool" *use the word "fuckin'" in every sentance *have huge egos *play their crappy music from their cellphones... they usually do this on the back of a bus... they think it actually sounds good *they think that referring to the fake, gold, "make your neck turn green" crap they wear around their neck as "bling" makes them sound good *mouth off at you for no apparent reason in a language normal people cannot define *spit all over the damn pavement so it gets on your shoes *spit on you from a higher place (lets say... a balcony) *just fucking spit everywhere

Example of chavs language: aint seen ya in fuckin' time, where ya fuckin' bin, fuckin' this, fuckin' that. Advice: *DO NOT BECOME ONE *JUST DON'T LISTEN TO THEM... EVEN IF YOU DO THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THEM... TRUST ME... YOU DON'T

Author: Emma aka. Chica\!\!\! http://chavs.urbanup.com/1696907
17. (chavs) (118↑, 57↓)
well what can i say i dont need to tell people what a chav is BEX and GEM are doing just fine telling people what a chav is they are the scum yes SCUM of the earth i mean whats wrong with skaters and guitar playing and what s wrong with what we wear?

a Chav= bex and gem i mean we fucking hate you two retarded fucked up chavs i mean look at your self just look at your self you minging biatches

18. (chavs) (77↑, 19↓)
a person that wears clothes that look like pajamas every day of the week until the dirt intergrates its self in to the material(im mean gross). they normaly live in council estates. chavs will never pick a fight unless they outnumber that person 5 to 1. most chavs wear burberry (a realy shit checked pattern) which looks crap. the only thing worse than burberry is fake burberry which is for those chavs to cheap to buy the real thing\!chavs are totally unreasonable. avoid chavs at all cost if you do encounter a chav on his own u will fine as at the sight of you he will have craped him self but be warned if you meet a group of chavs you will be challenge the best thing to do in this situation is to punch the one that challenges you his "mates" shall then shit them selves and run away.

chavs will shorten words like "isnt it" to "n it" and "brother" to "bruv"

19. (chavs) (114↑, 58↓)
chavs are people who wear trackies and named clothes,and the girls wear big fake gold earings they all have an attitude problem and need to have a good punch round their faces

omg i fuking hate them cause there not like me cause i think im so good wwhen really im a bag of sh**

20. (chavs) (69↑, 23↓)
a group of people, usually consisting of 30 or more (for their own protection from greebs of course) who wear burberry and cheap plastic jewlerry(aka bling) who tend to spend their time taking the piss out of greebs and goths etc(basically anyone who isnt a chav) however, on a friday night they manage to twar themselves away from this joy to go 'up lye' for ' a curry and a fight' as well as getting ratted whenever possible. also known for smoking from an early age and getting pregnant at 6

chav: heygreb, you strtin innit wanna fight me and meh homies innit look at ma bling greeb: get a life chav: i got one im off up the lye for a curry and a fight wit ma mates greeb: wow i wish i had such a good life as you obviously do chav: thats it ive had it wit you you greeb greeb:ok then have fun with that :) chav: oi homies this greeb dissin me innit *greeb by this time is wetting him/herself laughing

21. (Chavs) (84↑, 40↓)
Bunch of dickhead if you ask me.

Those Chavs think they're hard, but little that they know is that the force of a haymaker at their face from anyone would not only be beyond smashed that even their wonky, shitty teeth be swallowed, but also their low chav brand brain (which cost 1p in most known store) would be splattered inside their head.

Author: Shin-fucking-Ryu http://chavs.urbanup.com/1041106
22. (Chavs) (89↑, 44↓)
Your everyday, typical bawbag.You may find a chav graffitying AYT or YTG. Although they think they are little gangsters the Triads would have their eggrolls for lunch. They carry weapons as a means of self defense some of which can be easily obtained in a domestic household. A favourite weapon for the chavs would be the machete, although deadly the chavs pretend they are Jackie Chan and severely injure themselves (stupid assholes).

A typical chav has huge ears, a fucked up nose and are as smart as a... wait sorry i dont want to offend the mule. They wear shellsuits (usually Lacoste) to 'leg it fae the police' Berghauses and north face jackets. A few chav quotes-'ecstasee sets me free' 'AYT in your area' 'you boozin thenight' and many others.

23. (chavs) (53↑, 9↓)
Grown up chavs are adults who some 50odd fags a day and tend to claim lots of benfits because they pulled a muscle in there back 10years ago so they can't work anymore, although they have no money they all seem to wear tacky designer lables suchs as, Buberry, Lacost, Fred perry, and all kinds of sports lables. Chav Children are kids who have shitty perents who have taught them nothing in life so they are all in the special clases in school and are always causing trouble they have smoked since they were about 8 and all wear tracksuits and eat at mcdonalds, chav girls are all little tarts who wear tiny mini skirts and have there boobs hanging out, and this is like when there 12. chavs are bad

chav msn conversation MaRkY G ErE Kickin Dis Shit Up says: yo yo yo Robyn ErE Lovin Mg For LyF says: hya huni MaRkY G ErE Kickin Dis Shit Up says: wha u duin 2nite bbe? Robyn ErE Lovin Mg For LyF says: goin out wiv joe n hannah u wanna come? am gonna get me sister to buy us some alcahol? MaRkY G ErE Kickin Dis Shit Up says: ah yeah mate deffo den we cn get in a fight wiv some goffs\! Robyn ErE Lovin Mg For LyF says: yer bbe MaRkY G ErE Kickin Dis Shit Up says: invite sme freak inta da convo am in da mood for fightin Robyn ErE Lovin Mg For LyF says: alright bbe CHAVS ARE GAY\! has been added to the conversation MaRkY G ErE Kickin Dis Shit Up says: ight gay boy CHAVS ARE GAY\! says: I'm a girl you loser Robyn ErE Lovin Mg For LyF says: LMFAO she called u a loser\! luk hus talkin\!\! ur a freak why you spell like that u av nofin betta to do. CHAVS ARE GAY\! says: Shut up at least I can speak proper English and have a higher IQ than your whole famliy put together, theres about 40 people in your family isnt there? MaRkY G ErE Kickin Dis Shit Up says: OI SHUT IT IMA BRIK YOUR FUKIN FACE IN\! CHAVS ARE GAY\! says: You dont even know where I live CHAVS ARE GAY\! has left the conversation MaRkY G ErE Kickin Dis Shit Up says: lmao we so fukin showed her Robyn ErE Lovin Mg For LyF says: yer MaRkY G ErE Kickin Dis Shit Up says: yer Robyn ErE Lovin Mg For LyF says: hmm lets go have under aged sex MaRkY G ErE Kickin Dis Shit Up says: IGHT\!

Author: rosesaysyourgay http://chavs.urbanup.com/1899374
24. (chavs) (59↑, 18↓)
Has been a whirlwind of a [craze] in recent years...What you do right, is dress like your going for a run with a hood and baseball cap (baseball bat is optional), or in the girls case dress in your pj's like your going to bed. You stand around on a street corner, and shout abuse at anyone who looks different to you. That particular street corner seems to have a magnet on it as more and more [chavs] are drawn to that area... Of course you can't go any further than this street corner because of your ASBO... This area becomes otherwise abandoned, people live in fear of being beaten up, and are so intimidated they stay clear of their town centre almost completely. No one dares venture out on a Friday night, if they have any sense, as you get [underage] kids drinking and smoking, talking about how many birds they shagged in the last week. the girls are dressed like complete and utter sluts,(with skirts so short, your suprised they even bothered to wear one) who only recently discovered there was more use for their private parts than just taking a piss... They are now taking the piss by wearing more make up and wearing more fake bling than a cheap vietnemese [whore] in a gold spray factory. Often leave school early to pursue a career in shelf stacking.

If your not part of the chavs, your not part of the problem.

Author: dog bin today http://chavs.urbanup.com/1720171
25. (chavs) (49↑, 14↓)
Britian's biggest problem

chavs make up 90% of britain's jail population.

Author: RealBlackGirl Sick of chavs insulting our culture. http://chavs.urbanup.com/2035498
26. (Chavs) (60↑, 26↓)
the word chav come from the abrevation C.H.A.V = Council House Associated Virmin

oh my what a chav over there outside mc donalds drinking white lightening. chav quotes "mayte" "giz a tab" "you got 30p fo phorne mayte"

27. (chavs) (45↑, 13↓)
Well, i used to believe chavs were what most people on here have written. But not until the other day i realised they wern't. 'Chav' is a personality type, more than a look. 'Chavs' generally are loud-mouthed teens. They normally 'start' on Emos, goths, or anyone different to them. And they all dress the same, i suppose that doesnt make them chavish, but they wud be like 'OMG WTF ARE YOU WEARING?' if you didn't go out your door in a nike trackie.

Chavs 1 (atood outside maccys): OMG LOOK AT DAT BIG GOTH. Sk8r: Um.. Chavs 2: Lets get him. emo (sk8rs friend): Um, i think its time we went. Chavs 1: Where the fuck do you think your goin, are you startin?

28. (chavs) (57↑, 26↓)
chavs are people just like you and me but they then found ciggerates and 24-carrot plastic bling from your local market they also think there the hardest thing since diamond and the only place they take there girlfriends for a candle lit dinner is mcdonalds with is more of a cheep lighted dinner that cost 99p male chavs chat up lines consist of your tits are gettin bigger and fuck the johny lets fuck in the bus shelter it gives good protection and female chavs well there just fuck anything that ahs a cock really unles sits a 'gothic' or a 'grunger' if thats the case then there get there man whores to come 'beef ya' which to me personally sounds like there going to take a ride round the dirt track

Ha ur a goffik 'yeh whats your point' you stick needles on ur eyes ' well i obviously dont because my eyes are still in one piece '

29. (chavs) (42↑, 12↓)
Gah...those chavs really do suck. You can look at them in two ways; one being the non biased way and te other being the biased. I'm gonna pick the biased way cause chavs just suck ass. And if they don't they want to. TYPICAL NAMES: Michelle, Kelly, Brooke, Zoe, Ella ect (nothing too intelectual)or jack, Tom, Chris, Scott (once again, simple.) AGES: One group can range between 11-15 whilst the other is the older, more 'hardcore' group of 16-21 year olds. WHEREABOUTS: Local market, Macdonals, Police cell, Park, Bus Stop, Police car, Dodgy 24 hour off-license or in big groups on the highstreet harrassing [greebos]. DEFINITIONS: Female chav: Straightened hair or hair pulled so tight its the croyden facelift effect, good skin ONLY because they use like half a pot of stolen concealer, either incredibly skinny or fat but pretends not to be, miniskirt and short tanktop or white tracksuit bottoms and matching tracksuit jacket with a white or baby pink/baby blue tank-top underneath, nike trainers which are scarily clean, three ear piercing, each with thick gold hoops adorning them, and possibly a diamond earring in the cartalidge. There will be gold rings on each finger, possibly up to 20 on each hand, and numerous amount of necklaces, but one being boyfriends thick gold chain and a moving clown necklace from argos, and not forgetting the essex/london accent that is made worse, and the shouting and the bottle of white lightning and/or beer attached to hand. Male Chav: Ew. There is a choice of a skinhead with a little bit of stubble or spikey hair if your white, but if your black its either skinhead or cornrows. White tracksuits ONLY, and wollen socks that the trousers are tucked into and the perma white trainers on show. Only one diamond earring is required, and if they are old enough some form of stubble is grown, and finally, a deep voice, which doesnt matter about the accent but cocnkey or Essex is usually known in male chavs but less important for them to maintain, unlike female chavs. CARRYING: Females carry push chairs wih babies in, or after six pm its a bottle of white lightning or malibu, whilst males deck themselfs with attractive knifes and baseball bats. DANGERS: Everything about them. Breathe near one of them and if you ain't a chav you'll probably get knifed. Best to avoid eye contact with female chavs otherwise they will assume you are 'evilling' them. LIKES: female: Baby called Brooklyn/Romeo/Cassie/Michelle, White ligntning,pure vodka,alcopops, MacDonalds, shouting highpitched, dance music. male: Knifes, Baseball bats, Burberry caps, beer, Shouting at lone [greebos], saying innit. DISLIKES: Female: [Greebos], Police, not being allowed out to reck havoc. Male: [Greebos]. CONCLUSION: They're just twats in general, thinking people like them when they really should just jump off the nearest cliff.

Chav: So yeh innit mate let scat to maccy d's nd see if the rest of da crew are there innit and if anybody is startin on me or ma bird they are ognna get here 'ead kicked so lets move\! Girlfriend: -highpitched- Aiiite\!\!\!\! look at that greebow ova there ohmigawd she just gave me evails\!\!\! Greebo: -looks over- Um...what? -mutters underbreath- Retarded chavs. Girlfriend: -higherpitched- Whatttt did she just say?\! What did YEW just say to mai?\!

30. (chavs) (67↑, 37↓)
okay, bex and gem, shut up you stupid bitches. A chavs vocabulary consits of: Fuck, innit, m8, rocky-ps (rockports) berty crew (fuck only knows) and sk8ter scum (fuck you's too...) They wear GAY GAY GAY clothes have cheap jewellery, have clothes that are so fuckin' expensive they make up for the naf jewellery and wear enough make-up to make a full-size model of Russia.

Giv' us sum fags' like, you stupid sk8ers, or we'll fuckin do you in like. It's gay innit bein' a goth, you're all gay if you don't wear fuckin ocky-ps like. Right?

Author: the superior mulletman http://chavs.urbanup.com/487184
31. (Chavs) (45↑, 16↓)
A new form of vermin that is common in the U.K. Chavs wear loads of fake jewellry in a vain attempt to look wealthy or "gangsta" They also wear burberry baseball caps, branded clothes and tracksuits(even in the summer). They often spend time hanging around outside McDonalds, drinking crappy cider and saying stupid random things to passers by. They'e the main focus of my aggression at this point. Chav stands for "Council house affaliated vermin". Their language consists of words like "sick", and "innit blud" and "brruuup" and "bear pussy" and other such nonsense. Chavs should be gotten rid of and fast.

Fuckin Chavs, blobking up macdonlads, saying annoying things to you when you pass by, drive crappy cars, listen to crappy music, I HATE CHAVS\!\!\! Everyone who likes Chavs, Start digging some Chav holes - and make them gas proof...

32. (chavs) (49↑, 24↓)
Chavs are generally fucked up white wankers from the south of england, usually Bedfordshire who think they are hard and black but they arent. They use such shite language as blud, safe, innit, y'ghet me, fuck, bare, and all love 50 cent, ne-yo, black eyed peas, eminem and other such shite, and not the arctic monkeys, razorlight or the zutons like the rest of us self respecting people do. They should be avoided at all costs and should all DIE\!\!\!

CHAV 1: yo blud Chav 2: ight mate, safe. Chav 1: you see 50 cent on kiss the other nite bruf, brrrap\! Chav 2: Yeah man, it was wicked, safe, innit.......until sky cut us off cos me mum couldnt afford 2 pay the bill cos us chavs are sad

Author: chav haters from the north http://chavs.urbanup.com/1945295
33. (chavs) (45↑, 20↓)
Chavs are people that think they are it.You will find most chavs zt the local bus stop on a friday night, smoking and just generally trying to get drunk. They are threatening towards anyone that isnt a chav and they hate [goths] and [emos]. they are streotipical and think that all goths and emos are sad and slit their wrists. Chavs normally come fron disturbed backgrounds and poor families, they also more than often live in council houses.

A typical girl chav would probably wear white tracksuit bottoms, a low cut top and a sporty jacket and nike air trainers. Boy chavs usually wear blue nike trousers with a matching jacket and nike air trainers. they also often wear big hoop earrings and burberry.

Author: AnNe-MaRIe :) http://chavs.urbanup.com/1826403
34. (chavs) (51↑, 29↓)
chavs are tramps who thnk they are so cool by standing in the streets, they are desperate people ,they are tramps,dumb,they have stupid attitude problems, and they are tramps...TRAMPS.TRAMPS

male:attitude poblem,wear track suits ,blonde hair usualy or dyed blonde ,addidas trainers and crap...well there r loads but i can't sit here telling every gud thing(no gud things) abt them and bad things

35. (chavs) (24↑, 3↓)
Chavs (Chavies, Kegs, Charva, Ned, Mush, Scally etc) are the (unfortunatly) most common sub culture of modern day Britain. The chav or "Council house and violent" or "Council House Average Vermin" are vicious to any other sub culture (or a person that is of no sub culture at all) to an extreme extent. "Moshers, emos, grungers and greebs" are some of their more favourite targets. They resort to violence at the first sign of when they belive they are being threatened or when the simply do not understand something (basically....they are stupid beyond all reason). The only way to avoid a confrontation with a chav is to simply not start one, if you provoke "it", "it" will retaliate with extreme force (aka until ure "beefed"). Over all chavs are very dangerous and the only way to fully avoid, or keep the peace with them is to prevent contact completly or if u have the unfortunate experience of meeting a chav, be as simple (using as many small words as possible) and vaguely polite as you can.

"Wot?" "You startin' mush?\!" "Innnniiiiiittt" "I iz well a chavvy chav gangsta'" "Chavs rule"

36. (chavs) (30↑, 10↓)
chavs are mongs, who try to act hard in front of people in thier little chavy gang outside McDonalds. But when they are on thier own in a fight, they run away\!\! stupid chavs\!

''im a chav and im well hard. Lets go and steal a balloon from McDonlads,then we will be cool'' ''lets go into the toilets in there aswell and graffiti, because we are well cool\!'' ''we are such chavs\!''

37. (chavs) (34↑, 16↓)
peaked baseball cap possibly fake burberry as much jewellery as is able to carry on his skinny under nourished body due to parents sponging off the government spending food money on 80 sovereign a day. jewellery from the mr t reject collection consistently stoned or angry or both white shoes preferably prism white with metallic nike tick on the side tracksuit bottoms tucked into white socks nike addidas lonsdale tshirts for example, mainly fake always looking for a fight little or no education no jobs own a stolen nova or corsa with neons a spoiler and a dump valve(like to write turbo on the back although there isnt one) live off benefits ther entire live and steal hubcaps and start on anyone in a smaller group than them

the vast majority of people living in gosport (chavs)

Author: jamesismynameandihatechavs http://chavs.urbanup.com/1462285
38. (Chavs) (57↑, 39↓)
a chav is a very stupid and anoying indiidual who refusess to socialize with any other human being unless they ware hats so up thier heads they could fall off,white donay socks pulled over their trousers and so much gell on thier head that it looks as if they hav used two pots of varnish on it to make it shine(witch makes them look even more stupid than they actuly are)

Chavs do not like anyone who is not like tham for example one day me and my mate where sityting under the ramp at the skate park when sudenly a chav came alone and asked us if we had a fag so we said no sorry dude but then out off the blue about 10 other chavs were surrounding us and then for no apparent reason what so ever one of them hit my mate so hard on the back that he fell to the floor and if thats not unsportmanly enough they started kicking him while he was down so just to sum it up a chav is someone with an encrdibly bad atatude problem and rubbish fashion sence.

39. (chavs) (20↑, 3↓)
Its a shame that a few badly educated individuals have made a bad name for anyone who wears burberry or tracksuits. I do not. Just to clear that up. I actually know a few people who are self confessed chavs, but they are perfectly nice people. But then again I guess the ACTUAL definition of a chav doesn't include being nice. So maybe this paragraph was pointless. So for the rest of this definition, I am going to define the steriotype. And by the way, if anyone reads this, sorry if I say something that other people have said, I couldn't be bothered to read though ALL those definitions. Aggreed, chavs are known to hang around outside, and inside, if they have money, McDonalds. The chav female will wear way-too-tight trousers, and consequently, sometimes will walk like they just shat themselves. Either that or a precariously short skirt, or..dun dun DUN, a tracksuit. A T-shirt that shows off their attractive Mcdonalds Gut. And hair that is either pinstriaght and looking like straw or pulled back to such an extent that it becomes impossible to determine what they're face looked like before. The male of the species will be seen only in tracksuits, or trousers with their socks pulled up OVER them, kind of defeating the object of not only socks, but trousers also. They will have dyed blonde, spiked up hair, or a crew cut, covered by a cap teetering dangerously on the very top of the head, and all us normal people have to fight very hard not to go up to them, shout "for christs sake\!" and flick it off entirely. All chavs seem to harbour a mutual loathing for anyone that listens to rock music of any form (I cant be bothered to go into all THOSE steriotypes) and get them oh so wrong, call anyone that wears black a "goff"(goth) or "emoooo" and will try to start a fight with them, but only if said "goff" is ridiclously outnumbered. Chavs cannot seem to form a coherent sentence, because they refuse to let anyone educate them, for reasons we can only ponder over. And it is particularly frustrating when speaking to a chav on the internet where they seem to miss out ALL vowels, either that, or they abbrevaite everything, so no-one can actually understand what they are talking about. They hang around in childrens playgrouds and break bottles for the sheer hell of it. They swear at people for the hell of it. They muck up everyone elses education for the hell of it. They bully people for the hell of it. They really are scum, almost everybody hates the typical chav described here.

I am not going to say I want all chavs to die, because for me, well, I get endless enjoyment from watching them single handedly mess their own life up. They're going to become nothing, and die, fat and alone, outside Mcdonalds. Either that or, they will grow up, decide to try and learn, get a job, get a family, get a life... Yeah, right. If you read this far, WELL DONE. Rant over. Peace.

Author: BethIsWatching http://chavs.urbanup.com/2388709
40. (chavs) (27↑, 10↓)
a chav is a group of people that hang around in towns,wearing sport werar like nike or something, and when they see [emo's] or [goths] they shout abuse at them and ofthen beat them up for just being what they are.

chav1:hey look guys deres one of dem slit-your-wrists emos\!\! chav2:oh my daze\!\! lets go and kick da shit out of it\!\! chav3:yeah cum on den\!\! all chavs run up and beat up the emo\!\!\! poor emo\!\!:(

Author: scenekids_forever\! http://chavs.urbanup.com/2069229
41. (chavs) (25↑, 8↓)
Chavs in short are utter cunts with lack of self respect.

I'm chav dan safe blud. Respect to all de rest of da chavs massiveeee

Author: Master Patrick Claire Thompson http://chavs.urbanup.com/1899611
42. (chavs) (31↑, 15↓)
Mentally retarded[fuckwits] who have no sense of style and wear trackies,fake clothing,"bling" fron argos and baseball caps(preferrably tn or burberry). They drink cheap cider and often have kids before they turn 20. The are the English equivilant of [wiggas] and are the most hated social group in the UK. They use strange langauge such as "innit" and "safe" and "wotchu lukin at?\!" /

"'ere mate will you lend us a fag ,coz like i giv me bird mi last un for her kid n i need 1 innit coz um, coz if u dont ill fukin kik ur hed alr8?" . For celebrity parodies of chavs see "Lauren" from Catherine Tate,Ali-G or the classic, "vicky pollard from little britian". For a real chav see [devvo].

43. (Chavs) (19↑, 4↓)
the british version of wiggers, or white trash. pretty much the gum on the bottom of your shoe. similar to [knackers]. they have nothing better to do with their lives than stand outside a McDonalds (which they think is nicer than a 5 star hotel) with a whole jewelry store worth of rings, earings, and necklaces and try to intimidate little kids (cause kids are the only ones they have the balls to stand up to) and wont fight anyone unless they have 4 times as many people as you do.

oh my god honey\!\!\! did you see that?\!?\! that little kid just kicked that chavs ass\!\!\!\! hahahahahahahaha what a loser\!\!\!\!

44. (chavs) (13↑, 0↓)
The plague that is spreading across the UK. The male Chav is typically stick thin, with hips wider than his shoulders, short red or blonde hair plastered with obscene amounts of gel, and a deformed mug which looks at least a decade beyond his years. He decks himself in cheap flammable sportswear, white trainers, and a cap which is usually far too large for his pin-head. The Chav hag is usually obscenely overweight and grotesquely ugly. She decks herself in tracksuits that resemble pajamas. She think's that she's "hot" and thus pulls her thongs up to her 40-inch waistline. Above all, the Chav is notable for it's bizarre form of speach. Resembling something between gollum and a mentally retarded infant. Though the Chav possesses great knowledge of expletives, it's vocabulary is otherwise limited. Chavs can often be found lurking outside the local chippy, in children's play areas, at bus shelters, and in pub car parks.

Typical conversation of two chavs. Chav Turner: Alrite? I was down the pub the uva nite rite, had a fite, had some wite lite, took a shite. Chav Jason: You is well ard innit\!

45. (Chavs) (18↑, 7↓)
Chavs are annoying rodents who usally bommard Croydon at 11.am for their regular mcdonalds with their 4 children-each child seems to be a different race. they tend to have a different mad everyweek and the child dosen't even know who its father is. They wear big, massive, chavy earings and chains which tend to go green in the rain but still wear it because they cant afford to buy another one. They also wear cheap tracksuits even in the summer. Primark in Croydon is packed with chavs fighing over the cheapest earings in the shop. I've often heard chavs speaking a different type of language to english. They use words such as, init or aint, bruv, sick, brrraaapp, ghetto,mcdonalds , ere and dere, and other stupid chavy phrases. They are often seen hanging around in little chavy gangs and shouting out random things to people in the street. I think it's so stupid how they try to get people to think they sre whealthy by having tattos in the "final reduction shop, closing down." and buying chains that are at their final sale stage because, everyone thinks their chavy apart from the chavs-of course. Also what makes me laugh is THEY THINK THEY ARE NOT CHAVS\!

chavs, croydon, primark, chains, mcdonalds, kfc, new addington, selsdon, poundland, 99p stores, argos, JD, thorton heath, purley, Sports world.

Author: xtrraaa besssstt 101 giirrl http://chavs.urbanup.com/3799147
46. (chavs) (14↑, 3↓)
dirty little fuckwitts who plague our streets like a virus. they are the equivellent of a scab coz you pick them off and they always come back. you should host the worlds largest free burberry sale wait till there all in location and bomb the fucking lot of them "for cold booded murder of the english tongue" aiit boi\!\!\!\! chavettes must get help pulling that hair back there is only one time to tuck your socks in that is ridding a bike not every day so sad fucks get the hint britan hates you die die die\!

OLD MAN "would you mind moving as i need to park my car GANG OF CHAVS "aiight fuck it we is movin anyway COCKY CHAV (wants to be admired by fellow chavettes)"fuckin old prick, fool OLD MAN "what was that boy COCKY CHAV "nuffin" OLD MAN "diddent think so COCKY CHAV "CUNT\!" leg it\! OLD MAN "fucking chavs"

47. (chavs) (19↑, 8↓)
Chav are scum they have this idea that they are the most important people around and that anyone who is not a chav is like dirt WRONG\! they are the dirt. They stand around in groups of at least a minimum of 5 people incase they get into a fight,theyre wimps really it takes 5 chavs to take on a normal person or they get too scared and run off. They hang around on street corners trying to look "gangsta",thats 1 of theyre words from theyre limited vocabulary.some of their words from their language include,gangsta,bruv,in da house,wat you looking at,ya starting,got any fags mate,i got totally pissed last night,and number 1 on the top 10 chav remarks INNIT but still the list go's on.There is no point trying to communicate with a chav you will get more of a understandable response from a dog even a wall,and any reply you do get back you wont understand.Anyt response you think you do understand believe me you dont.They think that burberry and hoodies make you look cool but really they just look like twats They like the idea of have a criminal record because they think it makes them "ard".They are constantly getting given ASBO's (anti social behaviour order).Some of the even stupider ones try to look cool by shaving half their eyebrow off.One big question WHY\!.The boy chavs are usually obsessed with football(soccer for you americans) and bmx bikes The chav way of having fun is by looking "ard" on street corners listening to music on their mobiles where you can even understand what they are saying.staying out all night then dont go to school the next day because of hang overs. They ignore the fact that you are standing there.For instance say there is a 10 ft gap either side of you a chav will walk straight into you as if your not there then not only that but you get a remark like (watch where your going or ya starting).Chavs have no manners such as your walking along and they walk into you or hit you and if you think your going to hear sorry or excuse me you wont.If anything they will try to start a fight with you.If you walk within 10 ft of a chav you will get abuse thrown at you. I could keep going all day but i have stuff do unlike a chav. In a summary 1.stay away from chavs 2.dont try to communicate with a chav it wont work 3.if you are a chav youre a very sad person 4.you will find chavs in their natural habitat around street corners or outside off licencis asking for alchohol 5.learn to spot the sign asnd you can see the twats 100 yards off 6most people have better things to do in life rather than be a chav 7.you will find them stacking shelves in your local shopping center 8.they havbe no future plans apart from what you doing the saturday night 9.Chavs are scum 10.and the scariest of all in a couple of years these people will be bringing up the future generation and running the country

There is no example you just have to experience chavs yourselve

48. (Chavs) (20↑, 10↓)
A brainless piece of crap that usually wears really bad clothes, and has a very low IQ\! Cant speak proper English and shouts at old people for shits and giggles\!

Chav: 'Yo Yo Yo Shelly that kids starting on yah\! He just called you a minger' Chav 2: 'Yo you wanna make something outta it, bling bling, Il knock your fucking head in, Brappp\! Brappp\! You betta not mess wif my gang they'l break yah neck' Normal Kid: 'Shut up you stupid fat bitch' Chav: Runs off crying to her boyriend who is stealing some babys nappies from Tesco, for this other girl he got pregnant 8 months ago. He has 3 kids already and hes only 14. He'l be appearing on Jeremy Kyle tomorrow. His mother is so proud of him. Stupid chavs

Author: chavs are shit http://chavs.urbanup.com/3534064
49. (chavs) (12↑, 2↓)
People that are usually fat, wear tracksuits and refuse to learn. I wonder why chavs wear tracksuits/ hoodies since they never bother excersising anyway. What do chavs love? Standing around McDonalds in groups, talking in some form of advanced gibberish (e.g safe, Innit). They also think they are "gangsta", therefore wear loads of chunky and gold jewelry. They are usually uneducated and have serious behavior problems, therefore they will get a simple job like serving up food at McDonalds or becoming a Plumber. Their entertainment is simple: Watching TV/ playing videogames, and honestly, what kind of chav would be complete without beer?

You will usually find a couple of chavs standing by McDonalds with their slutty girlfriends and wearing hoodies.

Author: Katherine-Evie-K http://chavs.urbanup.com/2746652
50. (chavs) (14↑, 4↓)
A typical male chav- Hair scraped back or spiked up. Socks tucked into tracksuit bottoms. Wears [lacoste], and/or [fred perry], etc. Wears rings on every finger. Smokes and drinks WKD. A typical female chav- Has fake blonde hair. Fake Tan. Wears to much make-up. When they bend over you will see a trashy thong. Wears same brands as male chavs. Tucks trousers into 'Ugg' Boots. Sleeps around. Smokes. Probably has a baby or 3 by the age of 17. Chavs don't speak like normal human beings, they say word like 'laa,' 'ked,' 'mert,' 'solid,' 'rocky,' and my personal fave 'init,'. They hang out at mcdonals in large groups, and shout abuse at pensioners, loners, or 'emos'. There is a 5 on 1 rule with chavs, they will only, (in chav words.) 'Start on you,' if your on your own. And most of the time they shout at you and just walk off like a bunch of pussy faces.

In a nutshell chavs are people that act all 'hard' and shouts abuse at you with a stolen traffic cone. They might even chuck their 'mcflurry.' at you if your 'hard' enough.

51. (chavs) (15↑, 5↓)
Everyone has seen at least one - they have the 'fur' trimmed hoods to their coats and have the appaling makeup (bright blue rings round their eyes and big black mascara clumps). The male one's look just as bad, with the same coats and they gel their hair into spikes and try and look "well 'ard" as I believe the term is. They drive around with their stereo so loud you can't hear anything else (including jet englines) over the top, and their car seat so far back they can't see over the dash or even the steering wheel. They drive the crapest, cheapest cars going (usually with two strips down the middle and under lights and spoilers and cat - killer exhausts) it is amazing the cars don't break down every ten miles. They attempt to look intimidating by standing at street corners and practising faces that would make them look so much better if only the wind changed direction... Infact the girls look like prostitutes (many of them are, but you'd have to be really desperate) and the guys look either like complete prats or poofs. If they don't intimidate you when you walk past them they throw bricks through your windows and believe ASBO'S to be cool. These are people who should be shot, unfortunately they tend to be 'popular' at school I don't know why.

Wayne Rooney and his missus are chavs. So are most popstars...

52. (Chavs) (35↑, 25↓)
We all know what they are... Pikeys - Nuff said.

Hey c'mon weve all seen them

Author: Dot Cotton (75, Albert Sq.) http://chavs.urbanup.com/898915
53. (chavs) (10↑, 1↓)
a deprived social class, usually originating from poor families, brought up in an environment of sexual abuse and beatings. Will wear any cheap bling to fit in the crowd. usually like saying words such as *bruv, innit, yeaaahhh or bass\!\!* usually wear the same clothes several times over before even considering washing them. Are part of the most hated culture in all of Britain

look at those chavs\!\! what scum\!\!

54. (chavs) (35↑, 26↓)
a shit that needs wiped off the face of the earth, i may dress like one(sometimes) and swer like ozzy ozbourne but i am better, i don't kill people or say "You startin" for no reason

there's a bunch of chavs\! take em out\! you gotta keep 'm seperated

Author: Doomscorpion1992 http://chavs.urbanup.com/1533064
55. (Chavs) (11↑, 2↓)
Illiterate Trash. Chavs are the people that give youth a horrid name, they wear designer crap and unnecessary amounts of jewellery to look cool when it actually makes them look dumber than they are.

Chavs require watering and an excess of McDonalds in order to have a long life.

56. (chavs) (49↑, 40↓)
chavs are fucking pikeys, theres no 2 ways about it. they suk donky-dick and ALL should die. im a greeb and im fucking proud so fuk u u pikey arse scallies

look at me im a fucking townie

57. (chavs) (9↑, 1↓)
Male chav: wears tons of sports wear, has an earring in one ear, (usually a great big fake diamond), wears adidas trainers, and pulls their socks up over their trousers. has a shaven head or awful blond highlights in their short hair. usually seen with a cigarette. female chav: peroxide blonde hair which is extremely straight or messily scarped up into an incredibly high pony tail which is so tight, they can't move their eyebrows. pregnant at about 14. lots of tacky fake gold rings, so much it's hard to move their fingers. if not in trackies, wears tight trousers or short skirts and a top that shows a lot of cleavage. ALL chavs smoke, drink and have slept with many people at the 0f at least 14 vocabulary consists of: innit, bruv, braaaaap, fuckin'. usualy seen outside mcdonalds or tescos they hate people who like rock music. they also think their 'well 'ard' (which they are not) their wrighting in indecipharable, as they refuse to learn, and therefore cannot spell They are the scum of britain.

conversation of two chavs: chav 1: s'up ma bruv chav 2: awwrighttt

58. (chavs) (25↑, 18↓)
Chavs, o\! You light up my day\!\!\! You think you're soo hard core (innit)with your "burberry" gear, flourescent pink tracksuits with scraped back hair into a "fashionable" (safe man\!) messy bun. Your bling (bling bling) hoop earrings in bling gold, just make me smile, and your accents just are widely known. O, and the guys (you aint ma blud, innit bruv) with your shot spikey hair, and (fucking safe) swagger. Chavs you have come to take over this world, and you're doing a very good job of it :S . That's kinda scary.

Indeed, it is very scary, that the phenominal species, of the given title "chavs", are in fact, taking over this universe.

59. (chavs) (5↑, 0↓)
have no life, stand on the streets thinking they're "bad", have "babies" at 13+, think that smoking and drinking makes them "rebels", live off benefits, can't speak english, one won't go around alone in case someone picks on it, won't try and do anything unless theres about a million others with it, are not human, wear fake versions of brand label clothes, copy eachother, listen to fake music, should be lined up against a wall and shot...the list could go on for hours

atypical chavs vocab... "arr no dik" "ya fukin startin?" "init safe blud"

60. (Chavs) (6↑, 2↓)
Chavs are Degenerates that are the Uk's Equivalent to White Trash, they terrorize towns and only own tracksuit clothing, usually adidas, nike, umbro and Mckenzie. they have most famously destroyed the reputation of the Teenage age group since being the miagority. The origins of the word are unclear and there are a few theories, perhaps all of them correct. Nonetheless, the current criteria for being a chav applies as laid out in this dictionary and no doubt, as culture dumbs-down even more, the definition will need to be updated. Chavs will no doubt eventually, despite their in-bred lack of intelligence, cotton-on to the fact that burberry and it’s current associations foster great hatred and negativity amongst the majority of the population. Chavs have a group ethic to protect themselves from the much smarter teenagers such as the mosher or skater. Chavs are easily compareable to penguins due to their group ethic and tendancy to waddle, or walk as if they have a leg injury. Chavs idolize rap, R'n'B, and dubstep artists such as "N-Dubz" and "50 Cent" dappy, from "N-Dubz" is the asbo version of Noddy, a childrens Tv character well known for wearing a form of bedhat as an everyday piece of clothing. Chavs their own language that is derived from many different places such as they famously use Cockney rhyming slang, Jamaican slang and anything that their freinds use such as "Innit", "Blud", "Mint", "Quali'ee", "Y'wot" and "Safe" to name a few.

Four Chavs drive off a cliff What do you call it? - A waste. A vauxhall nova holds 5. Rap, Retards Attempting Poetry. We can't call them yobos' anymore it's apparently offensive to the scum. Several theories have stated that chavs had created the S.T.D and S.T.I in britain.

61. (Chavs) (3↑, 0↓)
A form of crotch rot or pubic lice.

Billy: "I got the [chavs] real bad, man." Eric: "Just hit them with the shampoo." Darren: "He's got a dose of the [chavs]." Kevin: "Ooooh, he'll be itchy for weeks." "Baby, I'm sorry, but I gave you [chavs]."

Author: OminousIncendia(ry) http://chavs.urbanup.com/4046939
62. (chavs) (1↑, 0↓)
Chavs are people who think they are 'hard' and are often seen hanging around in large groups near bus stops. They tend to see markets as the ideal place to buy their needlessly revealing clothes. They have usually lost their virginity too early, started smoking too early and use words such as 'peng'. Female chavs enjoy scraping their hair back and wearing trousers so tight they bend over and you see their thongs. Their skin is usually orange, sometimes varying shades of dorito and their hair is most often bleached blond. Male chavs are often (but not always) seen hanging around skate parks pretending that they can actually skate but if you apply your eyes, i.e you are not blind, you will see they just sit there smoking cigarettes that they should not be smoking.

Chav- OH MY DAYZ, LOOK AT MY PENG NEW FAKE TAN\! ITS TOTALLY SKEEN INIT\! Another Chav- OH.MY.DAYZ. INIT YOU HAVE TO LEND ME DAT HARDCORE TAN\! Normal Human Beings- Not more chavs...

63. (chavs) (27↑, 27↓)
A term used to describe gays. They ride their little sisters bikes and wear pink tops. I feel sorry for anyone that gives this a thumbs down. You are also a gay chav.

Normal Person 1: "Did you see that dude kissing that other dude?" Normal Person 2: " Yeh, they're chavs" Normal Person 1: "Oi chav scum\!" Chav: *Runs off and cries*.

64. (Chavs) (23↑, 30↓)
a chav is sum1 who stays out til midnite or l8r (even if there 7 or so). the yunger 1's are generally annoyin tits an tend to use the quote *cmon then a'l bang thi* an *eyup its [your name with feeble changes made] the nobedd\!*

--\> i see chav chav: av erd tha's bin sayin stuff abart mi me: av i eck chav: eyup wen av sin thi me: mmm cors chav: what tha growin ur hair for y' nobhed me: cos a want it long or8? --\> i walk off me: (quietly) twat

65. (chavs) (30↑, 38↓)
hi gem \! do u wanna go out sometime? ill give u a baby?

gem mmmmmmmmm whole lotta chav... whats worse than a chav? a fat chav

66. (Chavs) (8↑, 17↓)
[Wannabe].... [Fake]\! Walk round looking like a [WAG] (wives & girlfriends) mainly come from [Liverpool]... Drink chapagne and have a [drug dealer boyfriend]\! choose a career in [lapdancing], boobjob is a must\!.... Definition of CHAVS.

"Oh my god that [Louis Vuitton hand bag] must of cost a fortune\!?".... "NO five pound from the market, do I look like [Colleen] now?" "My [Drug dealer boyfriend] is paying for my [boobjob] so I can become a [lapdancer]" I hate chavs\!.

67. (Chavs) (12↑, 21↓)
Chavs drink heavy gallons of crew? Naw. But they act likey do. Chavs walk the talk they bust and hussle ya crew? Naw. But they act like they do. Chavs kick it with the "hommies" eating mcdonalds, too? Yeah- Just like they act like they do.

Chavs my man, he be sittin' on the corner. Chavs he ran the older bolder comin' over. He talks and smokes, he thinks he's big man now. Chavs is he aint nothing but a tryhard now.

68. (chavs) (26↑, 38↓)
A prejudicial expression to define white urban disadvantaged youth. It is normally used by snobbish urbans in denial with their own desenchantment with their careers and life as an young adult in general. Labelling others as "Chavs" is an desperate attempt to feel superior to someone. "Chav" is a term used to alienated those who grew up under very rough conditions (no good family structure, no nice neighbourhood, no adequate role model) and to keep up a ridiculous British class system. Definitions of "Chav" are often exageratted stereotypes, that are not based on real experiences, but repetitions from what it is seen in the Media.

Chavs: Term used by deluded lower middle class young adults to define anyone who they feel to be inferior to themselves.

69. (chavs) (29↑, 45↓)
"Chavs" was originally UK anti-Gypsy slang, much like "N*ggers" in the USA. It has for roughly five years been used as a group name by middle class English youth to describe their working class (poorer) opposite numbers (usually white and applying to both sexes). It isn't a neutral term: it means ugly, smelly, dirty and so on. The person using the term most likely considers themselves more sensitive, more artisitc, more open-minded, and more "against teh system\!\!1\!" than the "chavs", and is simply not interested in the following ludicrous ideas: a) working class people do not all pose a threat to one's health/expensive mobile phone/taxpayer's money(\!\!11\!\!) b) working class people who do pose a threat may do so because of their treatment by the economic system, and not through their own personalities c) hating working class people based on the fact they can't afford the same expensive "anti-establishment" (Hot Topic and similar) clothes as you is actually playing straight into the hands of the establishment d) why is Pete Doherty cool but "OMG some smackhead on the street isn't" e) the working class are "people"

Middle class young dude: "OMG LOL I saw this Chav woman before with two kids I was like OMG why don't I just kick those kids in the face with my converse trainers like Chuck Norris OMG I should kill them all like that Hitler dude that'd be cool ROFL she's not gonna steal my mobile when I totally kick her kids in the head lol" His friend: "Yeah I know Chavs aren't very nice people when you think about it"

Author: A. Weekofplenty http://chavs.urbanup.com/1689522
70. (chavs) (3↑, 25↓)
A chav is someone that looks expensive, They hate moshers and goths, this is because they are at opposite ends of the scale. Chavs are well dressed and like to show themselves off, a mosher or goth is someone that dresses in black and is covered in grease, they try to sink into the background. Chavs hang about anywhere that they can get served for booze or fags or just anywhere that they will have a good laugh\! Why do people have a problem with them? Chavs have great taste in music and listen to hardcore, uprisin' and TFI

An example is anyone from liverpool\! because thy're mint\! And they are chavs.

71. (chavs) (2↑, 26↓)
chavs are like me. wear lacoste trackies, go t.w.o.c.ing cars (taken without owners consent) and take all sorts of drugs. coke, tablets, lsd, weed, skunk, get bladdered on a friday and saturday night and out looking for a fight every fuckin night. so fuck all u little muppets hu fink chavs r thick coz we'll smash ur fuckin faces in u fuckin gimps

it hasn't got a fuckin smack head innit and it doesn't say fucking chavs.

72. (Chavs) (10↑, 38↓)
A word used by snobs of the middle to upper-class to look down their noses at people raised in different culture than they were. They like to pretend the term is demeaning only to said "chav's" behavior and define the word as being specific to anyone who fits certain stereotypes of lower-class people. This way they don't have to admit what the word really is, blatant classism.

Snob: "Let's go, I don't want to hang around all these stupid chavs." Poor person: "Thanks for leaving, because we don't want a spoiled, arrogant arsehole here."

73. (Chavs) (3↑, 31↓)
chavs r wicked they have a chush dress code they r mad init n no how 2 hav a laugh. they all speck ther mind n art scared 2 fight wit any1 they hav all da bk up dey need n wil alwayz bk up other chavs n chavettes init big up all chavs init safe yall.

chavs r cush big up yall

74. (chavs) (13↑, 67↓)
Chavs are literally the number 1 group of people on the entire planet\! Wear the best clothes liekk burberry +& shop in JD cuz it is cool. Get out +& about unlike some people (emos) who just stay inside +& slit their wrists. Livin in council estates wer all their friends are so we are never lonely. Hate all emos greebos moshers cuz they is attention seekin twats. Lads are all fit +& so are girls +& chav babies are the cutiest. Smokers +& proud. Liekk 2pac +& akon +& stuff liekk dat cus it is brappin beat. Hav own language cuz we iz deserv 1. Say fings liekk 'braap' 'innit' 'safe' +& shit liekk that.

Chav1: U got any fags bredrin?? Chav2: No go ask dat mosher ovah derr Chav1: Iz u mental??? I iz no talkin wiv a sweathed Chav2: Yerr ur rite. Lets go kik is ed in Chav1: yerr we will win cuz we iz chavs innit bredrin

Author: chav for life liekk http://chavs.urbanup.com/2960809
Related: chav, emo, scum, townies, neds, emos, bling, chavette, goths, townie, england, goth, pikeys, gay, burberry, ned, shit, chavettes, mosher, town, idiot, kevs, moshers, pikey, scallies, crap, gangsta, white trash, drugs, greebo, idiots, london, scene, uk, ghetto, innit, punk, retards, stupid, twats
Last updated: 2012.02.29

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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